mall kittens

a less mean version of a mall rat. does not imtimidate the elderly or anyone else..

those mall kittens need to leave the store, even though they aren't doing anything.

by windywildy November 7, 2015

Persian Kittens

Persian kittens means to be a complete cunt to everyone she meets, she is an ark insider and steals people’s tames and items

Yes, it was Persian kittens that stole ur stuff

by ExoticAlphaZz November 17, 2019

Dick kittens

An exclamation. Especially in frustration of a small inconvenience

*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*

“ahh dick kittens”

Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!

Dick kittens!

by Picklesmakemyfeetstink April 22, 2020

Exploding Kittens Nope Card

A card in Exploding Kittens used to get rid of a played card. Say this if someone uses an Uno Reverse Card on your insult, but be aware that they can say it back.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Bill: Uno Reverse Card
Bob: Exploding Kittens Nope Card

by R3Ked May 26, 2020

Butt kittens

Shit. Poop. Used burritos.

Please flush! No one wants to adopt your butt kittens.

by Fuzzybuzzzz April 3, 2022

Pissing kittens

When a woman is extremely angry.

My girlfriend was pissing kittens when she found out I was cheating on her with her Mom.

by Sleepover Gang Party January 27, 2023

All kittens and moonbeams

Everything is just fine.

Going through the process of retiring from the U.S.N. was all kittens and moonbeams.

by JCA/Bremerton August 3, 2023