Messy Kitchen

To have a mess of baby hairs on the back of your neck and top of your forehead.

"Damn!!! Look at that females messy kitchen! She needs to fix them edges!"

by Ialreadyknow September 27, 2014

Kitchen Wife

A term used in kitchens to describe someone as someonelse's longterm 'bitch' during any part of kitchen operations. Although more commonly used between men, men can be the Kitchen Wife of a Female co-worker as well.

However strangely enough when in reference from a man to a woman it could also delineate a bond of friendship or trust.

WHERE IS YOUR KITCHEN WIFE TONY?
James is cleaning my workstation and prepping my station Chef

by Paco Psinglesias June 21, 2010

Kitchen Glow

A dewy reddish sheen on one's face that emerges after slaving many hours in the kitchen.

Man, I can't believe the kitchen glow I have going on after baking those muffins!

by toriaenator August 25, 2014

Rape The Kitchen

To expend all resources into annihilating and violating the kitchen making a wide variety of unecessary foods. Resulting in the kitchen looking like nagasaki in 1945.(meals include 10-20 lbs in chicken, 12 jumbo eggs, 4-6 lbs of beans, 14-18 lbs of sausage, and 24oz of broccoli, and 36 crackers with jalapeños and jelly)

Klopp came home famished and decided to Rape the Kitchen, resulting in dirty dishes and blackened stove. Everyone is unhappy.

by detts March 29, 2021

Kitchen Surfing

The act of looking for some food just to feed the face in the kitchen or especially in the refrigerator when you are are not hungry, maybe nervous.

John: what are u searching in the kitchen!
Mary: not that I am hungry or anything, I am just kitchen surfing!

by Mary john Watson June 19, 2016

kitchen cosmetology

The practice of people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair, their loved ones, friends, Co-workers hair at home (I.e in the kitchen or sometimes bathroom) lacking the proper tools and equipment naturally found in the salon resulting in some awkward, questionable and horrific haircut or hair color experience.

There’s been an astronomical increase in kitchen cosmetology, people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair with the COVID 19 pandemic

by AnOriginalDoll December 23, 2020

kitchen warrior

A women that cooks and does all the job in bed. Pretty much a slave

My kitchen warrior doesn't need a license because there is no road between my bedroom and the kitchen!

by Tyyreed66 October 31, 2017