Keyai

An expression of excitement and/or orgasmic pleasure.

Keyai! We're getting a ride from Tanaka's mom.

by The Panzerknacker October 7, 2003

keyan

'lil bitch

Keyan is a 'lil bitch

by jjkjjj November 30, 2016

Kevan

Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "cup, cauldron" and gein "vapor, gas, fumes". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin. Essentially, it is both verb and noun and can refer to either the act of cupping ones own fart for the purpose of sniffing or to people who do the act.

"What happened last night, you said you were going!"

"I stayed home and play Assassin's Creed."

"WTF ever, you were all kevan, all night long."

"Everybody needs a cup of their own cheese sometimes."

by charlyrunkle March 3, 2012

Kevan the Carrot

Kevan is the evil cousin of Kevin the carrot. He works at Giant and tries to kill his cousin with the help of his Brussels and parsnip.

Kevan the carrot is a Bi@?

by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 10, 2022

Uncle Kevan

The act of Pealing your big toenail all the way back and it completely ripping off when stubbing your toe.

You better cut your toenails before you uncle Kevan yourself

by Burritos suck June 8, 2019

Keeva V

Keeva V is mucus excreted from the penis after oral sex with a common prostitute usually called Keeva or Valerio. This is where the name originates. The mucus is a snot like fluid usually greeny yellow in colour often with red specks of blood. It is excreted from the penis in the same way sperm is.

After David recieved head at the disco he Keeva Ved all over his pants, It was a nasty mess!

by Two Old Lovers June 4, 2009

kervaughn

The name of your average half black kid. Normally has a curved penis. 60% of the time, your son Kervaughn’s cock will be curved to the left.

Person 1: Hi kervaughn!
Person 2: Hey what’s up?
Person 1: I heard that your dick curves.
Person 2: Yeah, a bit to the left. Why?
Person 1: Woah, you really are a Kervaughn

by ArtsyLocus August 17, 2017