Kalamari

A squid..but not really...its complicated...but it exists I swear!

-Hey that thing in the ocean, wtf is it?
-Oh it's a kalamari, I know because I looked it up on Urban Dictionary :)
-ok...?
-IT EXISTS..I SWEAR!

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Kalapandis

A very Asian Karen who stans hot boi artists y-y

I heard that she was with a kalapandis the other day

by 9yrn November 21, 2021

kaldanay

Kazakh’s rarest names. This person is very charismatic. Everyone falls in love at first sight.

Gorgeous, beautiful, charming, hot, energetic, lovely, kind, friendly, funniest person I have ever met.

Kaldanay

by The Kirito November 21, 2021

kalahari774

kalahari774 does mcyt edits and posts mcyt tiktoks and they also like star wars, marvel, dc, jurassic park/world, and dsmp.

kalahari774 is really pretty and beautiful and does amazing edits.

by Fruity.does.arson September 6, 2021

kalaal

Kalaal is a very special person. You can trust them a 1000% and they always have the best way to cheer you up. They’re kind and will always stand up for others. They are very talkative and confident and share their thoughts a lot. They’re a good listener and always have a open ear for you. They make the funniest jokes and you can have a lot of fun with them. If you have a Kalaal on your side you will never have to worry about being left alone again. Still if you fuck up you fucked up. They can forgive but they surely don’t forget.

A: „Who is the person you feel safe with?”
B: “Kalaal”

by iwasbored November 21, 2021

Kalaal

Kalaal is a very special person. They’re kind and loving and always have the best way to cheer you up. If you let them they’ll know you better than anyone else. You can tell them everything and know you can trust them. They make the funniest jokes and you always have to laugh if you around them or text with them. They’re beautiful human beings, confident, talkative and always have their own thoughts and view on things. If you have a Kalaal by your side you don’t have to worry about ever being left alone again. Still if you fuck up you fucked up. They can forgive but surely won’t forget.

Kalaal is the funniest.

Kalaal is the best.

by iwasbored November 21, 2021

Kalama

Kalama is a natural-born leader. He is the light in the darkness. A kind and helpful person that you can count on. He’s bold and intelligent, unlike most men nowadays. You just can’t really hate this guy. He is an alpha-male that will leave you weak in the knees. He really knows how to treat a lady right. Not only does he have a nice body, he has the most beautiful eyes you could ever imagine. He’s also a know it all that can get on your nerves. His friends view him as family, his admires view him as a god, and his enemies bow before him in fear, and in lust. If you have ever been in his presence, you’re one of the most luckiest people in the world.

You think Chris Hemsworth is hot, wait until you meet Kalama.

by ChrisTheKidRockJonhson148 November 22, 2021