junk show

A person that is a walking disaster or that really needs to pull it together.

I was such a junk show because of my hangover, I couldn't get anything done.

by squishee August 14, 2006

junk trunks

Fitted Boxer Briefs. Extremely tight underwear that shows the definition of a guy's manhood (package).

I saw Scott walking around in his Junk Trunks and there was little left to the imagination.

by Fi-Tdot February 29, 2008

Junk Muzzle

An athletic cup. Used to protect your junk, and most importantly, to keep it off others in cases of close contact. It's most lending description is the function it performs for high school and collegiate wrestling, and MMA events.

It's a good thing Bob was wearing a junk muzzle during the wrestling match. When he took down Dave his batch landed right in his face!

by Mike M1 September 14, 2007

Jooky Junk

Useless merchandise that could be "bought" with points from cans of Jooky.

I got my new Jooky hernia belt. Thanks, Jooky!

by Suisare July 30, 2004

junk bomber

someone like Abdulmutallab who straps or hides explosives in his underwear right around his junk

A passenger on the flight jumped the junk bomber before he could blow up the plane.

by rodeoclown December 30, 2009

Junkity Junk

Something that you do not want to receive or hear. More than junk, it is über junk.

"I do not want to hear junkity junk excuses."

"Don't bring me junkity junk and expect to get paid."

"It can be on sale for 99% off, I am not buying that junkity junk."

by Ms. Jenkins March 7, 2012

Junk-slopping

The inadvertent, surreptitious, and often accidental placement of one's genitalia on another's person, usually the face or head.

"When you have a small dog that sometimes cuddles with you in bed, if you close your eyes for too long, you have to get used to the occasional dink across the forehead. You get used to such junk-slopping."

by Artychick1970 December 31, 2011