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Don't judge me!

1st appeared in the year 2000. Is used to avoid dirty/confused looks after expressing ones opinion.

objectionars rarely intervenes once this quote is uttered, in fear of offending you.
C - argh just end it
A - ??
C - *raises finger in air* don't judge me! ...
K - waa
by foug January 17, 2005
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don't judge me

Possibly the most obnoxious thing you could say when someone is trying to figure out what kind of person you are or sneers at you.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO JUDGE SOMEONE, THAT'S HOW WE DISTINGUISH FRIEND FROM FOE!
No matter what, people are going to judge you; because you dress in all black and like death or because you watch Star Trek and go to Sakura Con - DEAL WITH IT.

It's the worst when it's on your MySpace profiles.

Actually, no, it's worse when they say "you have no right to judge me." Because everyone has a right to their own thoughts, so stop being self-absorbed and obsessed with pretending not caring about your so-called "haters," people who don't like you, not because they're jealous, but maybe because you may not a likable person, maybe?
Boy's MySpace About Me:
I hate my life and I wear a lot of black makeup BUT DON'T JUDGE ME I'M A HUMAN BEING!
by IAreGirl September 12, 2009
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Da Judge

A handgun manufactured by Taurus, It is a popular firearm. It fires .410 Shotshells as well as .45 Colt ammunition.
" Man i heard Tre got smoked in da face by da judge cuz!"
by Freenasty December 21, 2008
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only god can judge me

A phrase typically sported by swag fags, gangbangers, wannabe gangbangers, wiggers, drug addicts and the like in order to justify or enable their shitty habits or behaviors. This phrase is often uttered most by those who would be the last person you would think of when thinking of a disciple of God. The moral equivalent of starting a fight then saying, "You wouldn't hit someone with glasses, would you?"
"Hey, John. You should really stop sleeping with 15 year olds and using your Moms money on tattoos of your birth year."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."
by BigRed527 December 11, 2014
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Don't you judge me

Used as an exclamation against those who seek to take the moral highground and pass judgement, when they have no such right to pass judgement
(random person living life of quiet desperation): "that is sick that you fucked your sister"
(God's lonely man): "Don't you judge me!"
by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
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father judge

for bitches who like anal penetration and just dont have a brain. Father Judge is for straight bitches
Father judge is lit af bro real talk. I like all the boys there.
by cringemcneil November 22, 2016
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The Judge

She really thinks her stuff doesn't stink, she needs to "talk to the judge."
by Rob Henandez March 21, 2007
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