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Journaling

The act of repeatedly striking your genitals with a rolled up A4 note pad, it is claimed to relieve writer's block.
Have you seen Harry recently?

No, the last time I saw him he said he was going to his room to do some journaling.

Ok I'll check his room.
by Comedy Continuum January 2, 2023
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Wall Street Journal

to Wall Street Journal (verb): Snipping out part of a video or audio track and completely removing the context.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear that everyone is calling Bill Gates a racist?
Person 2: Oh, I've seen his talk yesterday against racism, someone must've Wall Street Journaled a segment out of it
by customer_support April 6, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Final Three Versus The Three Journals (The Brothers Grimm): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025
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journal-list

A person who writes top-ten lists of things, often very poorly, with the intent of informing the reader about something the author assumes the reader didn't previously know. These lists usually include well-known factoids that lots of people know, and are usually tainted by the author's personal opinion. Seen on web sites like Buzzfeed.
I'm going to launch a Buzzfeed clone and become a journal-list.
by billsuspect September 17, 2014
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journaling

Writing some nonsense B.S. in the paper notebook, which nobody will read, except your psychiatrist, if you commit something outrageous
My psychiatrist suggested me to do journaling.
by dildo777 November 20, 2023
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Salisbury Journal

the local news which revolves around the chaotic city of salisbury including 2 girls the age of 12 and 15 getting assaulted by boys who were 7 and 9 (useless bitches) and also some random shit that would be going down in the shithole town of andover which is in hampshire not wiltshire IDK what to say anymore so yeah
Salisbury journal moan about everything day in day out
by big fat tubby December 27, 2022
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