2 definitions by billsuspect

Fuck The Kids; Fook Tha' Kidz
As in, "Yeah, I like playing in this band, but I'm tired of all the stage-diving. FTK!"
by billsuspect November 26, 2006
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A person who writes top-ten lists of things, often very poorly, with the intent of informing the reader about something the author assumes the reader didn't previously know. These lists usually include well-known factoids that lots of people know, and are usually tainted by the author's personal opinion. Seen on web sites like Buzzfeed.
I'm going to launch a Buzzfeed clone and become a journal-list.
by billsuspect September 17, 2014
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