Jordan Steviano

Jordan's are boys with balls but no penis and they grow hair on those balls which is weird in the bed.

Jordan: Hey boys ( because hes gay)
boys: eww its a penisless boy runnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Jordan: no come back.
Jordan Steviano is a gay gay man.

by Random Mat March 3, 2022

Chair Jordan

ʧɛr ˈʤɔrdən:

See: Armchair Quarterback, Captain Hindsight.

“Everyone on ESPN last night were being chair Jordan’s as if they could do better”

by DaListener September 25, 2020

Michael b Jordan

Michael b Jordan is the sexiest man alive

Michael b Jordan is my man

by anonymous April 30, 2023

deandre jordan

The god of missing (bricking) shots from the free throw line often 0-20 at the line

Tom "Shit Luke has got free throws
Mitch "Get ready to grab rebound he's going to do a DeAndre Jordan

by tomalexmitch May 14, 2015

Jordan (girl)

Sexy, kind, beautiful, smart, nice, cute, adorable, empathetic girl with lots of love she's energetic and caring. Her laugh will brighten your day. She makes jokes a lot and laughs even at something that's cheesy. She's the kind of girl that you want as a girlfriend. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She has a very nice ass. She is stubborn and emotional sometimes, but she is loyal and has a lot of fun. She will brighten up your life. Has a perfect ass. Might be hated sometimes but it's often for jealously reasons. She is also gorgeous and has a sexy body. Often thinks negative things about herself when in reality she's perfect. Often in to sports and that's why her body is so perfect. Not to mention sex with her is always amazing.

Jordan (girl) is the love of my life

by Arthur C. Doyle December 12, 2018

Jordan

Some one who is really special in your life. You have known him since you were just a kid. And have always been in love with him. You sit there and watch girls go bye with him but never have the guts to go up to him and tell him how you feel. This is someone you don't wont to loss, keep him forever. Next time you see Jordan, tell him how you feel. You never know, he may feel the same. I was to late, and now he's gone forever. Don't make a mistake like I did. GO GET HIM GIRL!!!

Love Fight Loss Jordan

by SecretLover1996 December 6, 2010

Jordan

(girl definition)
She's just great, smart, funny, probably good at dancing too. She will not accept compliments because growing up she was bullied badly, probably by one of her closest friends too. She's sensitive and understanding, the perfect shoulder to cry on. She romanticizes nearly everything, but that isn't all that bad. she tries really hard in school even though she's prone to procrastinate. She tries her hardest to be a leader but usually falls back, unless she's really frustrated by something.

She should've been named "Jordan", she's too sweet

that's definitely a "Jordan"

by jesunkim June 20, 2019