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Joan Rivers Doubletake

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.
That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.
by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 5, 2007
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jabanatoski

A person who thinks they are cool by hanging out with idiots.
Jabanatoski, get your life in check, man!
by asmaforamsa April 5, 2013
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Joan Jett Effect

The feeling you get as a straight girl when you see Joan Jett. Could be used in another term when you encounter a very attractive women and fall in love despite being normally attracted to men. Instant love.
Oh man, I think I just encountered the Joan Jett Effect!
by poxlin April 16, 2022
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Joan Jett

Literally THE Queen of Rock and Roll! Joan got her start in the music industry when she formed an all girl rock band The Runaways in 1975 with Cherie Currie, Lita Ford, Jackie Fox, and Sandy West. When the band broke up in 1979, she went solo and formed a backup band with “3 good men, not show offs” called The Blackhearts. After being rejected by 23 major labels, Joan started Blackheart Records and released her own music with hits such as “Bad Reputation,” “Do You Wanna Touch Me,” “I Hate Myself For Loving You,” and her smash 1982 hit, “I Love Rock and Roll.” She was also an actress and costarred with Michael J Fox in the 1987 film “Light Of Day.” In the 90s, she was involved in the Riot Grrrl movement with bands like Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, L7, The Gits, and Bratmobile. She was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2015 and the documentary on her life, Bad Reputation, was released in 2018. She still continues to record music and tour internationally to this day. She is also an inspiration to multiple girls and women around the world.
Me: “Joan Jett is literally my idol, like she’s the Katy Perry of the 80’s!”
Some sexist asshole: “Pipe down, girlie! Girls can’t play rock and roll!”
Me: “Then how did Joan have such a successful music career? You need to pipe down, honey!”
by rosenovarocks January 10, 2021
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Joba Rules

A set of guidelines enacted, usually self-imposed by a coach or manager, to protect a dominant player from being worn out through a long season. One example is one day's rest per each inning pitched.
The GM Cashman of the Yankees perhaps enacted the Joba Rules to prevent manager Joe Torre from wearing out relief pitchers, especially rookie Joba Chamberlain.
by Goddamn Yankees January 3, 2009
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Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

Lady Gaga's birth name.
Person: Hey don't you love Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta?
Other: Who the hell is that?
Person: Lady Gaga!
Other: No wonder she changed her name!
by LIL'ZAR June 21, 2010
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Barbra Joan Streisand

A woman who's talent and skill go beyond the comprehension of the norm. A woman with an audience that spans generations. She has been in show business since 1957 and is still popular to this day. I shining star, a beacon in the she is a goddess in the singing world. She is beautiful on the inside and very charitable to the world. She is amazing, fantastic, fabulous. Her singing voice (ranged between an E3 and a G5) is so very unique. She happens to be one of the few singer/actress's who has ever won an EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony) and won and Academy Award for her very first motion picture. She is an inspiration.
Barbra Joan Streisand is a renaissance woman, a very diverse individual.
by 12tigersis12 December 5, 2010
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