sellum jellum

A name for a friend whos name begins with the letter J ROOT WORDS: Some Jay

Yo what you up to Sellum Jellum?

by J God January 27, 2005

jewlogy

The praises exchanged between Anglo-Saxon Protestants following the death of a Semetic individual.

"Bob returned to the party with a six pack of beer, then proceeded to round up his fellow 300 lb. white companions and dictate his mellifluous jewlogy as they cheered him on with glee."

by Fletcher, Grandson of Genghis May 15, 2007

jewlish

Being jew and jealous at the same time.

Hense, jewlish

Jordan: Nigga i got some bapes!
Ryan: they gay!!
Jordan: Dont be jewlish!!!
Ryan: haha
Jordan: roflll

by JordannB November 1, 2007

jewlution

The act of quickly becoming extremely obsessed with the money, accumulation of wealth, or penny pinching. The person quickly evolves into an extreme miser that's filled with greed and is reluctant to dispense any amount of currency from their possession for any goods or services.

Hey brah. So we went out to eat last night at that new Mexican placed down the street and Brody didn't want to pay at the end of the meal. He said that his burrito was promised to him 3000 years ago. It's like he we went through jewlution or something.

by LongRangeSkeet January 15, 2026

HA! JEWLUMINATI!

HA! INFERIOR! I JUST GOT TO THAT PART OF THE VIDEO! THAT IS HILARIOUS! THE PERFECT EXEMPLAR OF YOUR INFERIORITY TO ME!

Hym "HA! JEWLUMINATI!? WHAT ARE YOU, RETARDED!? HOW IS THAT BETTER THAN MY THING!? HAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD YOU SUCK SO FUCKING BAD! YOU CAN'T JUST A JEW TO THING WITH OUT IT BEING PHONETICALLY SIMILAR YOU DOLT! AHA! AAHAHAHAHAHAA! YOU SEE HOW BAD HE SUCKS AT THIS, RIGHT? OMG! WOW! COMPLETELY INFERIOR! He's like my mini me! He's like diet Hym! All the flavor without any of the carbs! Unbelievable! God you're ass at this!"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

jewleeuhh

a smart talented young girl who will always have ur back and will sacrifice anything for u, also shes pretty good at keeping people named devin wrapped around her finger and shes super sexy in everyway and i wouldnt change a thing about her

jewleeuhh eradicates my mind with her sexyness

by devin riley April 11, 2008

jeklund

Filth.

Oh man, I went out with this girl last night. She was a total jeklund - I mean, seriously, she was filthy!

by 667, the Beast's neighbour September 14, 2009