jetta

A popular (best-selling european car in america, y0!) Volkswagen product in a state of controversial evolution. At one time the 'family rabbit' with wicked Fox-inspired shoebox styling and less weight than a new Mini was blessed with about the most crisp and awesome handling to ever grace an economy car - in the early '80s, that is. (Try an '84 GLI, it's impossible not to like. Unless the car has 275k miles on it on an un-rebuilt engine and massive rust perforation. I still liked it.) The Jetta continued this fruitful path into the early '90s, gaining slight weight but also better features, more displacement and of course the option of the 16V engine.

Beginning in the '90s, this once-deadly car began to reek of yuppiedom... soon sports supsensions and trim levels weren't exactly (115hp... GT package, my ass) that and faux-luxury gimmicks like mandatory central locking/alarms, road-dulling power steering and Trek/K2 accessory packs. The storm clouds culminated to produce the A4 edition in 1999, with chromed knobs, beautiful interior trim and heated seats diverting might-be true enthusiasts from the car's amazingly potbellied 3000 lb. weight and chronic nose-heaviness resulting from VW's need to put bigger and bigger engines in the front of their blimpier cars. The Jetta now inhabits a land where the throttle no longer operates linearly, body roll is king and automatic transmissions are the norm. Contrary to the thoughts of many, VW sold their soul not with the death of the Super Beetle and abandonment of the air-cooled engine, but with the aspiration of acceptance in yuppiedom.

But hey, at least Jetta drivers don't cut me off as often as BMW drivers, eh? :)

Honey, I'm going to take our new Jetta to Starbucks to try the new flavor of vanilla-chai frappucino, OK?

by hondamatic March 2, 2004

I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard

Something I really want to happen I could get a t-shirt or a tattoo where it says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard go to one of her concerts and maybe get a chance to show her and see her reaction

I need to see Joan Jett in so I can show her that t-shirt saying I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard

by Rock n roll with Ziggy May 8, 2022

jetting

being high, and just having fun

person1: god why did i do that? it was so stupid. person2: i know, but its alright because we were both jetting.

by EK crew March 30, 2007

Jettasexual

(n.) A man whose masculinity is compromised by driving a Volkswagon.
(adj.) Pertaining to the effeminacy of men who drive Volkswagon automobiles.

(n.) Guy 1: I totally bombed out my new Jetta. Got a Bose surround Quad with a sub. Even got a DMB sticker for the back!
Guy 2: Spoken like a true Jettasexual.

(adj.) A jettasexual friend of mine recently got a ticket speeding in his convertible bug.

by TommyOkktane January 15, 2004

jett

A piece of shit who wants to die

jett wants to die

by solidthought July 24, 2018

Jetzy

Awesome , and amazing girl , she is caring and very beautiful , don’t ever let a Jetzy go or u will end up regretting it.Aside from all of that nice stuff , she will be mean if she needs to and there will be no limits.She is also a very strong and athetic person

“Look Jetzy is coming over , with her beautiful smile

by Ashley_10 October 21, 2018

Jett

When something is weird or out of the ordinary. Could be used in both playful and aggressive terms

Example 1
Jamal: Yo, your ass be hitting different today
Tyrone: you jett bro…

Example 2
Jamal: Ay Tyrone, that guy over there looks jett. Might be a fed
Tyrone: I got you

by IGShoota January 20, 2021