Jettering Jeff

What the Urbandale Police calls the Des Moines Traffic Judge with Tourettes syndrome outside his courtroom door while mocking his stammer and making fun of him.

The traffic judge nicknamed Jettering Jeff will never make Supreme Court justice. The harshly worded 5-4 split decision minority dissident opinion was written by Jettering Jeff. I do believe this was the first use of Motherfucker and Cocksucker in an opinion.

by Chief Wiggins April 1, 2005

jetter spreader

a young girl, usually high school or college age, who will readily sleep with a jetter. very derogatory.

that girl is such a jetter spreader...

by navyed06 June 18, 2007

Mexican Jetlag

a hang-over.

Dude, I would totally love to go see Evanescence with you, but I have Mexican Jetlag so I am going to have to pass.

by henrytheviii June 25, 2009

Joan Jett

Although it is widely known that Joan Jett is into BDSM and all that good stuff (listen to Fetish), she has never officially "came out" about being a lesbian. This is not because she is afraid , but being gay as a widely recognized musician or celebrity comes with a label and an identity trap she does not want to be burdened with.

She also wants her private life to remain as private, unlike some other hos in the music business**COUGHcourtneyloveCOUGH**, which I greatly respect.

Contrary to popular belief, Joan Jett DOES give a damn about her reputation.

by ziater July 4, 2006

flotsam and jetsam

One of the most underrated Metal bands. Has been around since 1986, and Jason Newstead was their original bassist, which you all may know to have joined Metallica.

Flotsam and Jetsam are fucking awesome. "No Place For Disgrace" is their best album, and an important Thrash Metal album. If you don't like it, you simply don't like real Metal.

by Think Outside The Box November 14, 2007

jetpack

When the smaller person in the relationship is big spoon and is farting all night long.

After mexican and sex Nancy was Paul's jetpack all night long.

by J Dub Diggity June 2, 2011

Houston Jetpacked

You get an extreemly fat chick with giant saggy boobs, strap that ho up with a dildo, get in front of that beast, flop them saggy titties over your back and down your chest ( like jetpack handles) squeeze them bad boys and let her rip up your asshole...

Also reffered to as the Houston jetpacker

Dude I can't wait until I go to fat camp this summer, I'm gunne get Houston jetpacked so many times!!!

Dude That was the best Houston Jetpack ever!

Why are you limping so bad bro?"..."shit man I got houston jettpacked so hardcore last night"

by D-Hutch December 31, 2008