Sarah Jessica Horseface

Refers to actress Sarah Jessica Parker. Who has a horseface.

I just watched "Did You Hear About The Morgans?" in which Sarah Jessica Horseface gives yet another wooden performance. She has a face only her equine brethren could love.

by legibledeb September 12, 2010

Jessica Snow

Only the coolest girl in the entire world.
She likes to recite movie quotes like a BAMF and can moonwalk like a beast.

Also, she loves dogs but hates birds.
This chick is awesome!

"Jessica Snow and I are gonna go shoot some birds with super soakers later."

by Snowflake93 December 23, 2011

Jessica

Jessica is a woman who smiles like a shy girl. She doesn't seem to know of the power in her shining countenance. Her big eyes strike the left of your chest leaving you happily encumbered and wondering if you measure up.

The source of her wholesome nature is surely a shining awareness finding no value in fabricating a facade. If she guides you in her thoughts, you are made feel at home.

...And yet she finds her injuries embarrassing and minimizes the nefarious acts of those who exploit her, but not out of fear or any weakness of the like. She sees the good in things but not enough in her self,( the latter prevailing across almost all humanity)and she's much more the arbiter of her destiny than she yet realizes.

Jessica is a woman you cant make your mind stop thinking about.

by Odd Fryman July 26, 2017

sarah jessica parker

One-time actress from sex and the city.

Sarah Jessica Parker recently won an award and she thanked everyone including family, friends and her lawyer(?) before bursting into floods of tears, boo-hoo. She has a horse face, which would be ok (on a horse), but then there is the mole, big, juicy, throbbing and sweaty, it isn't attached to her - she is attached to IT........

by clairem June 19, 2007

Jessica

The absolute most perfect person on the planet. No arguments. Everything about this girl is so amazing that she is sometimes thought to be an angel or goddess. She is the most beautiful girl to live on this planet. She will deny that, but it is a true fact and everybody knows it. She is the kindest, most caring person ever who will do anything to make you feel special. And she has the cutest laugh, smile, face, and pretty much anything else you can think of.

Guy 1: Hey, who's that angel over there?
Guy 2: That's Jessica, I also think she's an angel.

by failureninja95 November 27, 2012

jessica simpson

probably the dumbest living fuck on the face of the earth. she is only famous because she is "hot" as told by my friends omar and joe.

jessica simpson: it says chicken of the sea, but i thought it was fish, which is it?

by thegfofjoe May 17, 2006

Jessica

A beautiful, sweet athletic, nice, and caring girl. She has the friends that she needs and loves them all. She has an amazing boyfriend and loves to help out. All her friends love her and they are always there for her. She is always there for her friends too. She would never backstab anyone and loves pretty much every living thing. She isn't a girly girl but isn't a tomboy either. She doesn't like to hang around the popular people but she doesn't hate them. She needs to wear either glasses or contacts and is born in December. She loves basketball and wants to become a P.E teacher. Jessica is one of the nicest people/friend you will ever meet or have. Boys love her, they flirt with her all the time but she doesn't take that to heart. The only boy she loves is her boyfriend Matthew. Anyone who is lucky enough to have a Jessica in their life is truly blessed.

Matthew- Did you see that hot girl over there?
Boe- Ya that's Jessica she is a total babe isn't she.
Matthew- Totally I amgoing to go ask her out.

by Basketball12 February 23, 2015