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Carbo-junking

The act of consuming large quantities of junkfood carbohydrates. Simular to the act of Carbo-loading which is performed by endurance athletes. Carbo-junking, however is usually performed by over-weight video game players while competing in on-line death-match types of competitions over a number of days.
"Man, I played Call of Duty all weekend long! I sat in on the sofa and was carbo-junking on twinkies, ho-hos and soda the entire time!
by PaulTheJack August 16, 2010
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Mr.jennings

Aka. Mr crabs, will snap you up and make u a burger paddy.watch out for him he will eat u
Guy one Yo what teachers do you have
Guy 2 mr. Jennings

Guy one Oh yo he will eat u watch out
*Mr.jennings grabs them both and puts them on a oven*
by Bob the builder2134 December 1, 2018
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Leroy Jenkins

Leroy Jenkins: A warcry made by peopple who are usually preforming/about to preform kamikazes or other scuicidal attacks
American Ship :Runs out of amo...
Japanese pilot: "Leroy Jenkins!!!!!!!!"
by Eevee the great June 20, 2019
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jerking off stalefish

The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.
I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.
by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007
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Jerking Off

1. The act of masturbating.
2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.
3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.
"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!"
"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."
"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."
by allnaturalMSG May 21, 2008
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Jewking

When you joke about jews. A form of jewking is when you take a part of a word or phrase and replace it with jew. Also called Jewkeing NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH JUKING
Guy 1: Lets start Jewking Ill go first Planet Of The Jews
Guy 2: thats wrong man, im jewish
by MEmamoME February 24, 2010
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Adam Jenkins

An absolute fucknut
He is a fat cunt who can rape you with his eyes.
He should be shot in the kneecaps because the bullet will bounce off anywhere else
Adam Jenkins: Get in my office

Innocent child: (mutters under his breath) SHIT

Adam Jenkins: (eye rape)

Innocent child: (dies of stroke)
by Shoot Adams kneecaps October 21, 2019
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