jeepers creepers

A euphemism for 'Jesus Christ.'

Jeepers creepers, did you see the way that guy was driving?

by Mr. X-106 October 23, 2003

Derek Jeter

The most sexiest man alive.

Like when he is batting

by Alexandra November 13, 2003

Jeter

N. Shortstop for the New York Yankees. Undoubtably the best player, let alone shortstop, in the game.

V. To Jeter: i.e., To make an unbelievable back hand stop on a ball and jump up and back while making an incredible throw to first base. Most aptly performed from the shortstop position; however, it may be possible for a player to Jeter from any position on the field.

Announcer 1: Carlos Guillen runs back, he makes a beautiful back hand play, jumps up, and fires the ball to first for the out.
Announcer 2: Man, Carlos really Jetered on that last play!

by Webster's Prodigy February 21, 2009

Jeepers

An expression of mild surprise or shock

Jeepers, Elliot. It's just chili, you donk!

by Phanlogical February 4, 2017

Derek Jeter

A closet homosexual who plays shortstop for the New York Yankees. It is widely believed that he has a sexual relationship with Yankee third baseman, Alex Rodriguez. Ever since A-Rod came to New York, there have been many instances of ass-touching and subtle neck-kissing going on between the tandem.

Derek was also voted most feminine in the MLB in 2006 in an anonymous poll of players and coaches. It was a landslide vote.

I just walked in on Derek Jeter sucking A-Rod.

by steve from May 16, 2007

Jeter

A large, steaming, vile, horrific pile of shit.

Named after the smarmy and self-obsessed jackoff Yankees shortstop who appears in Visa commercials and enjoys being in the middle of a Sheffield-A-Rod manlove sandwich.

Dude, I really need to take a Jeter right now.

I just dropped a massive Jeter in the toilet.

This burrito's gonna give me the Jeters this afternoon.

by JJ Grimm October 3, 2005

jeeferson airplane

another word for a joint or weed

hey man you got any jeeferson airplane?

by doob master June 24, 2006