Jason

A guy who uses corny Apex Legends jokes irl but still somehow gets bitches but isnt capable of texting them back because of his trash ass phone that dies in 5 mins.

Girl:How did u get here so fast?
Jason:I wraithed my way here😉

Friend:Yo Jason what pourcent are you at?
Jason :Im at 1% bro

by Kyngjuicyjballercookiemonstar November 22, 2021

Jason

The greatest guy ever. A wonderful father, brother, son, and husband. Respectful, kind, loving, patient, generous, and pure. A God seeking man who is willing to help other when they are in need and puts others before himself. There is no other guy like him.

Jason Helped get the groceries out of the car.

by Jolly Ginger Goat November 22, 2021

Jason

The synonym of idiot.
Stupid guy

The guy who named Jason always act like a dumb ass

by condom8964 November 22, 2021

Jason

Jason the latin word for big penis and spoon

I have such a big jason!

by Stabacus69 October 17, 2019

Jason

Jason is a stupid human being. He farts a lot.

The Jason across the street.

by Ben Dover331 October 23, 2019

Jason

a term used for fat ugly and unattractive people, they tend to try to be funny but in reality they are stuck in 2017 doing outdated things to gain “Attention”

Logan: yo look at that jason

by daddypauldrake July 18, 2022

Jason

A very handsome person who plays the drums and guitar.
Many girls like him but he can't take his eyes off that one girl.
He is hopelessly romantic and believes in soulmates.
He likes to keep things private, because people tend to destroy beautiful things.
He is supportive and always finds a way to make you smile.
Jason is such a sweetheart!!
Everyone needs a Jason in their life!!!
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Person A: Whoa that person is so cool? Does he have a girlfriend?
Person B: Idk man- That's Jason. He likes to keep things private..but I heard he likes someone.
Person A: Oh I see-

by rainy slut July 24, 2022