jackoff-a-saurus rex

A male who is an addict to jacking off all the time

OH EM GEE my name is louie naioleari and i am a jackoff-a-saurus rex

by louie naioleari November 26, 2007

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dasthayeh jakoby

persian for hands jakoby meaning the hands of jakob. used when one is in a static frame of mind. he or she may stand up and randomly scream on the top of their lungs "dasthayeh jakoby"

jafar: man where the fuk are we?

ehteram: bro all i have to say is " dasthayeh jakoby"

by nikibin November 2, 2006

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Related Words

jasko • jaskocool • jaskot • jakob • Jacko • Jakobe • Jakobi • jackofspades • jako • jackoff all trades

Jackology

The study of masturbation.

I have my PHD in Jackology.

by Chamby86 May 8, 2008

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jako

A baby who forgoes crawling, instead opting to go from rolling to walking.

pronounced "jocco"

"look at that baby jako his way to the potty!"

by the chicken man February 3, 2007

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Johnstown Jackoff

to have a homeless man help you masturbate, and during your climax said homeless man takes a shit on your chest

Bill: "OMFG!!! that johnstown jackoff was the best"

Jerry: "ya thank god he was a semi-clean homeless man"

by The Pi Guy17 September 26, 2009

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Jackoffasaurus

uber douchebag, someone who is begging to be slapped in the nuts but you cant so you call them a Jackoffasaurus.

Also the better form of calling someone a jackoff.

Or someone who jacksoff to much.

Billy:Dude Your Shirt is gay.
Sean: stfu you Jackoffasaurus.
Billy:*Cries
Alex:Nice dude

by Sean Wheeler January 14, 2008

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