Life Jacket

A protective device that you put on before you Motorboat a woman with ample cans. Also a visual aid to display your intent to said woman.

Ben, bored with two cats in the bath tub, buckled up his life jacket and dove into a hearty set of knockers head first.

by thed00d! January 21, 2009

Blue Jacket

1) n. An enlisted person in the U.S. or British Navy; a sailor.a sailor in the Navy. blue•jack•et (ˈbluˌdʒæk ɪt) n. a sailor.

2) n. (Military) a sailor in the Navy

Blue Jackets spend extended periods of time at sea, in all- weather conditions.

by Pathogorean March 28, 2013

ass jacket

When someone or something, is acting asinine.

Santa forgot my house....what a fucking ass jacket.

by SantaFucksRaindeer December 2, 2014

Mom jacket

North face jacket that typically reaches the knees

My mom jacket keeps me so warm, me legs and all!

by sherdlover May 2, 2018

kathmandu jacket

an expensive jacket used as a status symbol to express how basic they think are.

mainly worn by teenage girls that think they're top shit and also 16-26 year old guys that are most likely in the closet and looking to root a year 9.

although they claim it's 'warm' and 'comfortable', we all know they begged their mum for it for their birthday/christmas because they desperately wanted to fit in.
can also be found pissed off one cruiser on any given saturday night and thinks she can fight anyone.

do not date a girl that wears a kathmandu jacket.

Guy: Hey look at Emma I'd get with her
Guy 2: Nah the cunts wearing a kathmandu jacket

by habibitings October 28, 2020

jacket crapper

A sex move where you take a shit in someone's jacket and having them where the now shit jacket while fucking

He darn near gave her a jacket crapper!

by Jackett April 17, 2014

Denim Jacket

An article of clothing generally used by homosexual teens.

I'm a trend setter with my denim jacket.
You just wish you had a denim jacket

by dexti November 5, 2019