Jesus Jugs

Any fake looking bitch that claims it's all about Jesus but sins on the daily.

Hey did you see Jesus jugs over there . Her nose is so fake ,it's going to crumble like Michael Jackson's did and fall off .

by anonymous December 14, 2021

jug of pennies

When you get excited over nothing.

She was all jug of pennies about that guy. Turns out he was gay.

by Joseph Johnston November 12, 2006

Jugs waxed

When a girl with hairy tits, gets a frontal wax to please here partner.

'Hey have you got your jugs waxed for red hose day?'

by kcrsm February 12, 2010

Chug Jug

Shit that you won't have time to drink because your shit ass squad can't protect you, nor can you protect yourself.

You: Cover me while I drink this chug jug
Teammate: Okay *dies*
Teammate: Gotcha *dies*
Teammate: Yep *dies*
Me: *dies*

by Mei-main June 1, 2018

jugs head

somebody who knows the lot

joe blogg}i found a fiver

jugs head} yeah well i found a tenner

joe blogg} i had some curtains made and i couldnt believe it they cost me 500 quid i didnt think id have to pay that much!!!

jugs head}yeah i had some curtains made and they cost me a 1000 quid and i bought a 6"x7" carpet and that cost me 400 quid (this is an actual example)

by Nigel Thurgood February 5, 2004

Jug Shot

Camera phone picture featuring a female's clothed or naked breasts and/or cleavage. Photo may contain multiple females.

Check out Sheila's sweet rack - she sent me a jug shot last night.

by Donkeyslog McFuckchickens October 2, 2010

thunder jug

A large, ceramic jug with straight sides, sloping shoulders, and narrow neck, with a ceramic finger ring near the neck. The jug is typically glazed light brown on the sides and dark reddish-brown on the shoulder, neck, and ring. It is intended to contain moonshine.

Ol' Zeke brought his thunder jug down to Orly's place for a refill o' corn squeezin's.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005