Jalapeñis

When you touch your pen is after you cut jalapeños and it burns

I forgot to wash my hands after I cut those jalapeños and before I went to pee. Now I’ve got jalapeñis

by Dr. Moynihan May 13, 2023

Jalapeno Bull Frog

When you fuck a Tijuana hooker in the ass and inadvertently end up with a jalapeno seed in your pee hole leading to an infection which makes your dick look like a swollen, angry bull frog.

Dude, about a week after our trip to Mexico my dick swelled up so big!!! I went to the doctor and he found a pepper seed in my pee hole. That slut gave me a jalapeno bull frog

by anonymous January 4, 2024

Jalapeño jay

A woman who has Siracha stuck in her teeth and gives a guy a blowjob is a jalapeño jayer

Guy 1: I was at a party and This girl gave me a jalapeño jay!
Guy 2: didn’t that burn??
Guy 1: a little bit but she was sooo hit

by Bitchwhore223445 January 14, 2024

JalapenoFigTree

JalapenoFigTree is a fictional hybrid term that combines the characteristics of the jalapeno pepper and the fig tree. This imaginative concept envisions a plant that fuses the spiciness of jalapeno peppers with the fruit-bearing qualities of a fig tree. In this creative fusion, one might imagine a tree producing figs with a hint of jalapeno heat, offering a unique and flavorful twist for culinary enthusiasts. While the JalapenoFigTree does not exist in reality, it serves as a playful idea that merges distinct elements of the plant kingdom to stimulate the imagination of those interested in diverse and innovative culinary experiences.

"In the vibrant garden of culinary experimentation, the JalapenoFigTree stood proudly, offering a harvest that intrigued chefs and food enthusiasts alike. The figs, with their sweet and fruity essence, carried a subtle heat reminiscent of jalapeno peppers, creating a delightful fusion of flavors in every bite of the innovative dishes crafted by the adventurous chefs."

by asdfghjasdfghjasdfvbnm November 15, 2023

Jalapeño Coleslaw

J. Cole’s real name.

Person 1: My fav song is wet dreamz
Person 2: By J. Cole??
Person 1: Yeah but I like to call him by his full name, Jalapeño Coleslaw

Person 2: Homie wtf

by jalapeño coleslaw February 21, 2024

Jalapeño Plopper

When you take a poop and it is extremely hot from the amount of spicy food you ate

My guy that food had me dropping jalapeño ploppers all night

by ThunderGunExprs May 1, 2024

Jalapeño style

Jalapeño style is a way of beating your meat. You would use both hands, sit up straight, your legs curved and having the tips of your toes touch. Start going ham and milking yourself like never before

I was jerking it with Larry and the creature jalapeño style.

by Caitlin’s boyfriend March 1, 2025