Ivan Smirnov

Ivan Smirnov is a 2m Russian spy who was born in Moscow, USSR in 1972. Ivan Smirnov is the most famous and best Russian hitman who works for the Russian government and takes money for hits, he has a Siberian husky called Alexei that works with him. The last thing you hear before he kills you is "Hello, my friend", "Я убью тебя, сука"

Ivan Smirnov has been featured in many movies such as Derrick Chang's Changster TV and many more.

I ordered a hit on you, Ivan Smirnov is coming

by ElonMusk607 May 15, 2020

hurricane ivan

A hurricane that made landfall in Alabama in 2004

Did you hear about hurricane Ivan.

by Moordi44 February 14, 2015

mad ivan

When a man sits on the toilet taking a shit, and another man sits on him face to face, chest to chest, and pee’s between the other mans legs.

There’s only one shitter and we both have to go. Guess we’ll just mad Ivan

by Mad Ivan February 25, 2019

Ivan-a-tronic

Rare form of Robot. Has an eerie resemblance to that of a real person. often swooned over by men and women alike. He is often seen recharging his batteries at the mall.

"i caught a glimpse of Ivan-a-tronic!"

by Enrgypulse November 13, 2006

ivan-nos

known as ivan and like too keep kids in his basment

hole shit did the cops just arrest ivan-nos again
yep

by gamerhole October 14, 2019

Ivan Dunno

A person whom no one seems to know the name of.

See also: Ingrid Dunno

Person 1: Who's the new guy?
Person 2: No one knows, man. He's a total Ivan Dunno

by Blurry October 28, 2006

Ivan Skrinski

Very tall person with some mind distortions and as sleek as a cat, always sneaking behind people's backs, getting away from work when there is a lot to do.

always going home earlier, when the boss is not in the office;'

by alabala April 8, 2005