Dog itch

Something you find on the side of the road that someone has thrown out on the trash.

“Where did you get all that dog itch?”
“Did you not see that pile back there on Poplar Avenue?”

by KimberKelsey December 31, 2018

fagercrombie and itch

the store where all of the preppy ass fags go and get dun in the ass by other guys while they wear their shirts that choke them

john jake and dj all go to fagercrombie and itch to do other guys and pick up 8 year olds

by reno October 30, 2006

cock itch

Troublesome condition that occurs in males from not shaving their genitals with a good razor or from not doing an adequate job of shaving do to fear of getting a dick nick or ball scrape. Takes a few days to show but usually only lasts 2 to 4 days.

He cleaned up for Friday night but by Monday morning he had cock itch.

by Kacey2012 February 27, 2014

Jack itch

Similar to Jock itch, but happens after jacking off and not cleaning up.

(Bill itching his crotch.)

Jim:Dude, it looks like you have A MAJOR CASE of Jock itch.

Bill:Yeah. I forgot to clean up after i wanked.

Jim:Oh, in that case, you have Jack Itch.

by giggity_boobs March 1, 2011

forbidden itch

The Forbidden itch sometimes occurs when you are hit with the strong urge to itch your penis while inside a woman. One performs the Forbidden itch by inserting a finger into the woman's anus and itching your meat sword. It is very satisfying and is the mark of a truly resourceful man.

Oh Man, I was really given it to Sharon hard last night doggy style, when my dick got super itchy. I slid one in her pooper and gave my mini me a good scratch, the Forbidden Itch is the best bro.

by SometimesIcryatNight July 7, 2017

10 year itch

The feeling of needing some sort sexual pleasure.

I haven't gotten laid in 3 days, my dick has got the 10 year itch, like a bitch.

by Creams16 February 5, 2009

My nuts itch

Something a male says when they have completely lost interest in whatever he is doing, or being told.

Teacher: So that's why it is very important not to mix these chemicals together.
Chad: ... My nuts itch.
Teacher: Get out.

by TooInchesTwoMuch December 23, 2014