invisible minority

When you have an ethnic heritage but you can't tell by looking at you.

Jim is a quarter black, a quarter Indian, a quarter Lebanese and quarter Irish. He's pale and has blond hair and blue eyes - he's an invisible minority.

by mff11 November 23, 2010

Invisible children

children in Uganda who are being forced to become soldiers by the LRA, to fight against their government and their families. these children are forced to kill their families and friends. they are called invisible children because so many have no idea they exist, they live and die without record.
a group called the invisible children (founded by three college students who went to Uganda) found out about this war and are now trying to help them by building awareness, sending money, and have set up a station in Uganda to help these people.

today i found out about invisible children, you wouldn't belive what they go through.

by lotus94 May 19, 2007

invisible pirate

A Pirate take on the Surprise Sex sexual move where "ya slide outta the mists like a ship at night, ya come along side her as she slumbers, then ya lay into her with cannons blazing guns firing and before she has time to react, ya disappear back into the night from whence ya came".

"Arrr. When i got home me wench was asleep on the couch, so i invisible pirated her and was out of harms way before she could bring about her long guns."

by MN crew May 19, 2008

invisibait

1. Commonly known as lurker. Invisbait is when a friend (or associate) that is sometimes annoying (or someone you just may be tired of) logs into their chat program and goes invisible waiting for you to log on so they can annoy you.

1: Hey man what are you doing on AIM?
2: I was just logging on to see if my girlfriend was here but it turns out Tracy was lurking with invisibait.
1: Ah damn... well... goodnight sucker!
2: Fucking invisbait...

by iillilil March 31, 2009

WWF Invasion

in 2001 WWF(now called WWE) were at War with WCW/ECW. Invasion was the start of it at as the main event was the best 5 of WWF vs WCW/ECWs 5 best (the conetenders were WWFs Angle Stone Cold undertaker Kane and Jericho WCWs Rhyno Booker T Diamond Dallas Page and the Dudleys). the outcome of the match was very suprising as Stone Cold turned on WWE by breaking booker out of Angles Angle lock stunnered Angle and forced WCW/ECW to victory. But of course the story behind this was that WWF had brought ECW and WCW in 2001 as well

in 2001 WWF brought ECW and WCW thats why Ryhno, Booker, Mysterio and RVD are now WWE property

by Ben Geddes May 13, 2005

Invisible Touch

When a woman has more to her then it seems.
where you know she'll fuck up your life but you want her just the same.
a temptress in ye olde english

She has a built in ability-to take everything she sees...
and now it seems I'm falling, falling for her!

she seems to have an invisible touch (yeah)

by random-Genesis-fan January 16, 2008

Square Invasion

When some jack-off isn't content with his/her own square on the sofa/couch and like some armchair Hitler tries to move in to your square as well.

(Everyone is allocated one square and no more)

(Brian is plotting a Square Invasion)

Mark: Here! Get your feet out of my square you square invader!!

Brian: C'mon your not even using all of it and I want to put my feet up, you curly-headed f*ck

by R. R. Toilet Gee June 27, 2010