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intorweb

intorweb means internet. i can't believe this wasnt in here!1
"omg just google it teh intorweb knows all"
by tendo April 20, 2004
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intourettes

The condition whereby it is difficult for one to refrain from saying something entirely inappropriate, offensive or irrelevant when communicating via the internet

Sufferers do not tend to suffer from regular Tourette's syndrome at all. Intourettes syndrome is NOT an inherited neuropsychiatric disorder; a common misconception. In fact it is developed as a result of over-exposure to intense levels of boredom.

Mild cases can occur, where the user types the inappropriate comment but manages to refrain from actually sending it, recognising the social unacceptability of their comment.

Intourettes tends to be more common than Tourette's syndrome because many people follow the viewpoint that anything is acceptable on the internet.
Uninteresting internet user: ahh my mum is pissing me off !!
Intourettes sufferer: Try bending her over the kitchen table and raping her up the shitter with a baguette until she learns her fucking place.

Uninteresting internet user: argh physics exam tomorrow, can't be arsed!
Intourettes sufferer: Kill it. Kill it with a spade.
by fluorescent! May 28, 2010
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Into the Woodsed

When you go to see a movie for a specific character or actor, and they die within the first 10-15 minutes of the movie.
I went to go see Into The Woods, and The Wolf died ten minutes in. I got into the woodsed.

I went to go see The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies for Smaug, but he died 10 minutes into the movie. I got into the woodsed.
by Nygmobblepot December 27, 2014
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Incromptic

U r so incromptic. How u describe someone. Why r u so in incromptic
by Michael47476 January 28, 2020
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hehe into the wind

Do something bad to someone without them knowing and laugh behind their back. Twitter complaining about him now.
The Angry (@NY_Wiseass): Michael Jackson was an asshole in “Remember the Time”
Kar L. Stine (@karyewest): Michael Jackson was an asshole in a lot of his videos. He’d step into the scene, flirt with a mans girl, cause chaos then hehe into the wind.
by Peeo September 11, 2018
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capsaicin intolerance

"I believe the correct terminology is capsaicin intolerance."
"So... you're a pussy?"
by yagadooga December 23, 2020
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Proceed deep into the heavy

To continue a night of drinking even though the bars are closing. Usually involves a 3am gram of coke and a late night liquor store run. There is no reason for doing this. You will not get laid. You will not feel better about your self but you will do it anyway.
by Catfish 23 December 16, 2016
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