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shit-shopped

the act of someone giving a terrible attempt to photoshop their photo. Commonly used for campaign ads for diet pills or for teen girls trying to make there stomach look thinner, boobs look bigger, or teeth look whiter.
Alex: did you see christy's new myspace picture she looks pretty weird

Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one
by Paterson9434516 June 28, 2010
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women be shopping

a phrase used to describe the strange/abnormal/inexplicable things women sometimes do.
Erick: Yo man my ex gf just texted me sayin she wanted to come over and shave my back hair and listen to me purr like a walrus then two minutes later she called me and told me to go fly a kite.

Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.
by crazycyrax February 20, 2009
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Outlet Shopping

When your cell phone, iPod or computer battery is just about to die, and you are engaged in a frantic hunt for an electrical socket to plug it into at an airport, you're "outlet shopping".
"Man, my phone gave up the ghost at LaGuardia, and I was outlet shopping for 15 minutes 'cos none of these geeks would let me plug in..."
by Uncle Des June 27, 2009
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talking shop

talking about work outside of work
I met Jane from the office last night to catch up on the gossip but we ended up just talking shop
by Evanna July 27, 2007
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pastry shopping

when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.
Yo, Alex is really pastry shopping tonight, thats the third muffin top he's macked on tonight!
by HassK December 9, 2008
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Smart Shop

A type of shop located in Amsterdam which legally sells different types of fresh magic mushrooms.
Those mexican shrooms I got from the Smart Shop fucked me up man
by cliffrod February 19, 2007
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shop the jobsite

I shop the jobsite at least twice a week, and sell at fleamarkets on the weekends.
by Worldhead December 4, 2009
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