Kevin Minute

A Kevin Minute is about 12 times longer than normal time.

e.g. 10 Kevin Minutes = 2 normal hours.

"Ill be back in 10 kevin minutes"
"Alright ill see you in 2 hours"

by BlueBoyMVP February 2, 2021

minute-zenomen

zenophobic minutemen;a member of a zenophobic group

those dudes gaurding the border are minute-zenomen

by reverend-triggafinga October 21, 2008

15 minutes

When guys say they'll be there in 15, it's really a code for twice as long.

Umm you were supposed to show up in 15...
Yeah
Is been an hour
I know, I did say 15 minutes
Ohh you right, my bad

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 29, 2022

a long minute

Doing something for a long time without specifying the actual number of years.

As you can see from the grey in my beard, I've been teaching a long minute.

by DPotort January 16, 2019

Cheflin Minute

A person who says "I'll be there in 1 minute" but takes 19 real minutes. This person is the worst.

Kevin: When you going to get online?
Cheflin: I'll be online in 5 minutes
Kevin: 5 minutes or 5 Cheflin Minutes?
Cheflin: 5 minutes!!
Cheflin: Ok, I am ready to go!
Kevin: Bruh... its been an hour and 35 minutes

by KRS922 February 4, 2017

LA Minute

Like a New York minute but longer (due to traffic, the wide sprawl of LA, and because everyone in LA is laid back)

Sophie: I'll be there in a LA minute (5 minutes to an hour)

by Lilcap May 30, 2016

Meddling Minutes

The romantic fan pairing of Clockwork and Dark Danny/Dan Phantom from the Nickelodeon show Danny Phantom. One of the more popular ships.

Person A: Okay, but isn't Meddling Minutes a bit problematic?

Person B: Yeah, but at this point I'm too far down in shipping hell to care at this point.

Person B: Fair enough.

by ThatShittyHomestuckWeeb October 27, 2018