Implementation

Where your idiot future-crime plan inevitably fails.

Hym "And what happens when people inevitably start to 'fudge the numbers', Jordan? Because you know they will. If the test you conveniently CAN'T TAKE BECAUSE YOU WILL CHEAT can be cheated, people WILL cheat. I'm like the worlds leading expert on your work. I could probably choose my own results if I wanted. What happens when the distributors of the test start taking bribes? What happens when the people who support you end up not being as conscientious as they thought? You know people are going to look the other way. And, on a long enough timeline, you know the test will be co-opted by the distributors. Who will inevitably be the government. Noisy dissident? 'Failed' the test. Now go where the people who fail the test go. And who takes the test? Well, if they aren't socialized by the age of 4 then the-children-you-pretend-to-care-so-much-about's fate is basically set in stone so I guess we just give the test to kindergarteners."

Dr JeepJorp "But the studies show that the psychopaths will take over everything!"

Hym "So we throw out the presumption of innocence and bring forth the 'Psycho-Pass'-esque dystopia. THAT'S LITERALLY THE PLOT OF THE SHOW 'PSYCHO-PASS'! And like 'Psycho-Pass' you will inevitably get a person who tests clean but still does the things you're afraid of and what recourse will we have? Won't matter. You'll be too dead to care by then. It will fail in implementation just like the Lysenkoism of the past. Because that's exactly what it is."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2023

implebe

Nobody knows

1: "Can I implebe you?"
2: "...what?"

by bmmyes April 15, 2023

impleud

When your friend notices the subtlety and nuances in the question, that you (the sender) didnt notice

Yeah, of course I'm right, it was impleud

by Tyremy October 21, 2023

Impessive

A person who yaps all the time

They man was too impessive in his speech

by Pocaso December 29, 2023

impress

force (someone) to serve in an army or navy.

"a number of Poles, impressed into the German army"

by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

Impression Zombie

Annoying "verified" X bots/accounts that reply to trending posts out of nowhere, saying meaningless stuff like "Good" and "Really", just for the sake of earning impressions and ads revenue.

The Japanese have come up with a good name for the stupid blue check bots that are spamming up people's replies: インプレゾンビ (impression zombies)

this is what I'm going to be calling them from now on.

by lpsn February 14, 2024

impression zombie

Impression zombie(インプレゾンビ) is a Japanese slang term for annoying "verified" bots or impression farmers, typically operated by individuals from Arabic or Indian backgrounds. They are basically active when replying to Japanese post.

They pose as Japanese users, spamming replies with meaningless content, copypasting quotes or messing search result with unrelated videos in order to gain impressions and revenue.

They're called "zombies" because they lack communication skills and mindlessly seek preys(some post that went viral on X), resembling zombies.

The phenomenon exploded after Elon Musk's launched Creator Ads Revenue Sharing.

human account: "My mother is buried in a broken house! Please help!"

Impression Zombie: 1 "hi"
Impression Zombie: 1 "wonderful"
Impression Zombie: 1 "nice"
Impression Zombie: 1 "what is this"
Impression Zombie: 2 "هذا مضحك"
Impression Zombie: 2 "شكرا!"
Impression Zombie: 2 "what is this"
Impression Zombie: 2 "famous guy died by sui"
Impression Zombie: 2 "mous guy died by s"
Impression Zombie: 2 "اللي مايعرف الصقر يشويه"
Impression Zombie: 3 "🤣🤣🤣"
Impression Zombie: 3 "😫"
Impression Zombie: 3 "🍷🗿"
Impression Zombie: 3 "mous guy died by s"
Impression Zombie: 3 "😬😬"
Impression Zombie: 4 "."
Impression Zombie 4: "a"
Impression Zombie 4: "😥"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 6: "agwer"
Impression Zombie 6: "fadsd"
Impression Zombie 6: "qeeee"
Impression Zombie 7: "Good job thank 💯💯😸😸"
Impression Zombie 7: "Amigo 😎🧉😎😎"
Impression Zombie 7: "That's great job 😁😀🔥💯"
Impression Zombie 8: "三井銀行"
Impression Zombie 8: "fsfaewvds"
Impression Zombie 8: "Superb 💓💓💐💐💐"
Impression Zombie 9: "My mother is buried in a broken ho11"
Impression Zombie 9: "dwAnild"
Impression Zombie 9: "My mother is buried in a broken ho10"
Impression Zombie 9: "woooooow awesome😎😎😎😎😎 old gold"

by Triopsidae March 11, 2024