barrel putter

a gay, brownhatter, knobshiner, shirt-flap-lifter. the word comes from in the old days when navy captains used to put cabin boys over a barrel for awesome anal penetration

i could tell he was a barrel putter from the way he eyed me and my brother

by jimbob jr March 2, 2004

turn in the barrel

Assigned place in a sequence of participants, usually for a nasty task.

Manure needs to be shoveled out of the stable every day -- if it's Thursday it's my turn in the barrel.

by Al Berich July 8, 2018

double barrel

Having two barrels mounted side by side: a double-barreled shotgun.

Man, I got my double barrel twelve and fucked that guy's face up..

by juliopavei July 7, 2008

pork barrel

the funding of projects that a localized to a specific area but with the costs spread across all taxpayers

Pork barrel spending is an 800 pound gorilla. Many politicians say they will stop it but don't.

by The Return of Light Joker May 12, 2009

Poop Barrel

A Poop Barrel (or in polite terms, Parrel, or the P-word) is referred to an individual who resembles a gigantic ball thanks to his/her extreme obesity. Poop Barrels breath loudly and are thought to store their waste inside themselves for at least 2 years, like barrels of poop. These creatures are capable of destroying infrastructure if rolled from a hilltop. Researches have shown that poking a Poop Barrel with a sharp object, like a needle, is a bad idea.

Person 1: How's everything rolling bro?
Person 2: Like a Poop Barrel on a downhill man.

by BackwardlyForward August 4, 2009

stock and barrel

Generic; plain; ordinary.

Employee: "We need some stock and barrel photos for this PowerPoint presentation."

Boss: "What?"

by (r)evolution August 3, 2007

Cracker Barrel

A collection of white people forced to be huddled together in a small place, such as in an elevator or jury box.

"Jamal had no chance with his not guilty plea because the jury was a cracker barrel."

by The Quin March 15, 2018