Imposter

Someone who doesn't know how to spell impostor.

"Hey did Mike ever pass English class?"
"Of course not, he's an imposter."

by Shadow_133 October 29, 2020

Imposter Fart

An imposter fart is basically a shart. But more sus

"Dude why were you gone for so long"
"I took an imposter fart"

by RaidoSus January 19, 2021

Imposolating

Difficult to do

This is so imposolating!

by Jackamania June 10, 2023

Intermission Impossible

the sudden realisation that it would be impossible to make it to the intermission of some kind of theatrical production

within the first 10 minutes of Witches of Eastwick I figured 'Intermission Impossible', and had to figure out an escape plan

by Peter Greenwall March 18, 2013

Chicken imposter

When an American tries to put chicken in pasta and an Italian gives a disgusted look and says never.

Stefania: "is that chicken in your pasta?"
Fiona: "yes it is delicious"
Stefania: "that's a chicken imposter"

by Foxman December 10, 2016

Mission Impossible

During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.

Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*

by Itschrian January 26, 2018

Financially impotent

A grown man who cannot provide or isn't willing to provide for himself or his family.

A grown manLacking in work ethic lacking in career ambition and financial drive. No self-pride No self-respect always borrowing money in debt

A grown man with no shame living off other people particularly, living off women in his life.

A grown man who doesn't know how to sustain a job. Often unemployment more than employed.

A grown man who plays video games all day unemployed living a financial parasitical existence.

Financially Impotent: A grown adult man who cannot provide for himself nor his family.

by Truth seeker 71 August 9, 2018