Im pregnant

2 words a man never wants to hear

GF: Baby, Im pregnant
BF: Aw HELL NAW!!!

by KC December 27, 2004

Im not fucking with you

Im not playing anymore: im getting serious
Usually used when someone is pissed off.

Look im not fucking with you anymore go wash the dishes.

by Anonyms J June 15, 2016

im so fresh

You can suck my nuts

Yo Im so fresh suck my nuts

by Bruhx100000 November 4, 2020

im so happy for you

The thing you say when you are trying to hide your true feelings. You normally mean the opposite while saying this.

Are you still trying to find a bf

Yea It’s great I’m talking to the cutest guy rn

Oh that’s great I’m so happy for you(he says dying of jealousy)

Im so happy for you

by Suishui November 16, 2021

im gonna jubilee line myself

Jubilee line is a song by Wilbur Soot (Your city gave me asthma 2020 full album) which refers to the suicide attempts in London.

X: Hey dude! Are you okay?

Y:Hey, im gonna jubilee line myself.

by wibluir_suit December 10, 2021

im soo sorry<3

Was said in a suicide note by some Emo kid on MySpace. It's a fad right now, and surely will be used in a lot of jokes.
www.myspace.com/jloveb
His MySpace was also hacked.

JackBeNimble Says: ok, got to go for now. im soo sorry<3 *bang*
Franky Says: ahah. Bye then.

by Faytel December 5, 2005

im pregnant

when you have unprotected sex with your partner of the opposite gender

GF:"Baby remember last month in the shower when we had dat amazing sex"
BF:" Yea it was so fun"
GF: Well remember we didnt use a condom and im not on birth control"
BF:"Yea"
GF:IM PREGNANT, NIGGA

by beenderdonedat May 3, 2009