Dump and Hump

When you are out of anal lube so you tell your fuck partner to take a dump and not wipe so you have a nice ripely lubed asshole.

Britt we are outta lube and i wanna cram my dick in your shitter...lets Dump and Hump..go take a dump but dont wipe.

by Elohdaeh September 27, 2015

humpable

n. Highly attractive; "fine." Typically said to express a desire to engage in sexual relations with.

Janine is mad humpable.

by CrunkDawg April 30, 2003

Trump hump

The action of sexually assaulting married women and than saying that you respect women.

My brother always trump humped.

by Memestealingwhore October 9, 2016

Plumper Humper

A Plumper Humper is someone who like's humping a fat person (male or female)

Jon is a total plumper humper and he is super proud of it.

or

Jane is a bit of a plumper humper but it makes her feel good giving like that.

by -cM July 16, 2007

hump dumpling

Pejorative name for a child, based on the word hump meaning "to fuck."

The Moo I work with has a zillion photos of her little hump dumpling all over her desk. Where does she find space for her paperwork?

by Miz Daisy Cutter April 30, 2006

hump a clunker

to fuck a girl less attractive to get practice.

you gotta hump a clunker before you can get a cadillac

by awesometits December 23, 2010

Stern Hump

When a female student from Yeshiva University excessively gyrates your leg or genitals while avoiding direct penile contact. This occurs when the girl becomes inebriated enough to engage in limited sexual activity without being forced to think of herself as a slut. This phenomenon is extremely painful for the participating male party.

"Shit man, I have the worst case of blue balls"
"Did you hang out with Chana Leah last night"?
"How did you know"?
"She Stern Humped your balls into oblivion"

by ElliotLead December 9, 2008