Oriental shake

When you piss in a girls ass and the chinese delivery guy drinks out of her ass with a straw.

Harriet was thirsty so i offered her an oriental shake

by steve-tom-trevor November 24, 2011

horizontal timemachine

When you fuck a girl so hard that she loses consciousness from the intensity of orgasms and wakes up in the future.

I threw Sara on the ground and gave her a horizontal timemachine.

by Purgator July 2, 2016

Horizontalism

The desire to eliminate all things vertical and to alway be laying down, horizontally.

Mo has been in bed all day, he must have horizontalism.

by jrc1197 April 16, 2019

Dubble Horizontal

The Dubble Horizontal is when someone bends you over a bar stool and puts some ruby red slippers on you and does you from behind while you scream "Theres no place like home!"

"Man im gunna come up in there and pull a dubble horizontal on your ass"

by Audix , Aimaton , Windex , D-mac , Lysol July 12, 2006

the oriental

Dipping one's balls in substances allows someone to sense, or in a way taste said substance. The Oriental, is dipping one side of your scrotum into Soy Sauce and the other side into pineapple juice making a sweet and salty sensation or taste. You know, on your balls.

I had a great night last night, I treated myself to the Oriental.

by ShrimplyFibbles January 20, 2020

horizontal refreshment

Prostitute, whore

After a long day's work, there's not much that beats a little horisontal refreshment.

by TopFloorBottomBuzzer February 16, 2004

brokeback horizontal tango

Making love, brokeback mountain style, wearing a saddle.

Thornton and his uncle got together for a little Brokeback Horizontal Tango.

by CaptainEntendre June 17, 2006