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hibner girl

A super-privileged white girl who takes her privilege for granted and has never had to work a day in her life.

She's so skinny that you can see her bones sticking out of her legs when she's wearing shorts.

Has the smallest tits I've ever seen in an adult woman. (Girl, this isn't high school; those As will get you nowhere.)
She should probably get breast implants if she ever wants to look attractive.

She's so pale, you'll think she's an albino.

She's attracted to short, brown guys.
Look, there's that hibner girl driving her bf's Tesla.
by thespywholovesyou December 7, 2023
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Hooners

Ryan’s father always packs him an extra pair of hooners so he never has to go to the school office when he releases a proper stinker.

Are we still meeting up at the hoon shack tonight?
by ms.haught January 9, 2024
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hobbers

The act of being silly or lacking sense of judgement. The absolute giggle-inducing behaviour of being such a goober. One that “hobbers” is sure to bring a smile to your face lest you roll your eyes at whatever dumbfounding string of syllables they just uttered.
“she’s a real hobbers.”
“Bro thinks he can ‘hob’ it up and we won’t notice?”
“…and then Stephanie hobbers in here like she’s some mafia boss.”
by jabberwocky sam February 9, 2024
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Honer

It’s like an erection, but from your heart.
Omg that cat is so cute, I think I just had a Honer
by Spiff Jnr May 31, 2024
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hobbersnobbered

The process/state of being confounded, puzzled, or a little bamboozled.
Person 1: Dude that math test got me hobbersnobbered.
Person 2: Shut up.
by Randomweedfarmer July 26, 2024
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Hornery

Cranky or irritable due to sexual frustration. A playful mash-up of horny and ornery, describing someone who’s testy, edgy, or moody when in need of intimacy.
“She’s not hangry, she’s just hornery because it’s been awhile”.

“After a week of camping with his pals, Bob came home feeling downright hornery”.
by Bobo the clown August 17, 2025
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Houner

When you do an injection of crystal methamphetamine up your butt (referred to as “boofing shot”) and you get a boner for an hour or longer.
Yesterday when I boofed that shot it was so good It left me with an houner.
by Kyng7979 July 8, 2025
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