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Crispy High Five 

A high five that is very intense, loud, and usually burns.
Can be given as a gift for a birthday, holiday, wedding, or any occasion. It can even be given at random!
I gave him a real nice crispy high five for his birthday.

palestinian high five 

The act of hitting someone in the face with a boulder
Im going to give my ex a palestinian high five

Look-away High Five 

A high Five given for something oneself could not approve of, which still fulfills the reqierments for a high five .
It's executed by holding your hand up, while looking away from the other Person.
A:"Hey I've seen the your moms boobs "
*reaches over for look-away high five*
B: *looking away frowning while holding his hand up*

Half-way Low One-finger High-five

When two people, both equipped with a penis, smash their genitals together in a short clap, much like Docking
guy A: "I sure would like to give that man a Half-way Low One-finger High-five, if you know what i mean..."

guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."

missed high five 

When something is soooo good a high-five will just not do.
the phrase is said and then put into action, missing at the point when there would normaly be an connection.
Bob: i just won £1000000000

Rob: Missed high five!
missed high five by booooooob January 24, 2007

Longhorn High Five 

When two males are having intercourse with one female at the same time. The female is giving slobbery felatio to one male while the other one is bumping uglies (vaginal or anal) with her from behind. Before the males have their sweet eruption of ejaculate, they lock arms above the female - resembling a Texas Longhorn Bovine. This term might be more relevant and used in the Southwest region.
"Last night me and my homeboy were banging this chick: he was getting some head while I was pounding it out from behind. We reared back and reached across the bitch and slapped a high five. It totally looked like a Longhorn. Then me and my homey came all over her face. We so pulled a Longhorn High Five on that chick."
Longhorn High Five by DFenestrator November 11, 2009