heathon

Badass, owner of heathon.com

Hey, did you get that sweet gift card from Heathon?

Yeah, i got it at heathon.com

by derpyderpdoge October 8, 2020

Heath

A handsome joy of a gentleman

Wow my life is better because of Heath. I’m so grateful we met all those years ago!

by A.beautiful.intelligent.girl October 1, 2023

Ridley Health

An instance involving any game with a health bar, in which your foe beats the shit out of you and wins, with their own health bar displaying what appears to be zero health. Derived from the Mecha-Ridley fight from Metroid Prime, where Ridley would womp on your ass all day, with zero health.

See: "pwned"

"I just beat the fuck out of Ryu, then that dick beat me with Ridley Health by spamming his gay ass shoryuken."

by Will, Trevs, and Andrew February 19, 2009

operation health

When they try to make a game better but it turns out to be complete shit

"Man downloading Operation Health was a waste if time" said Jon

"Yeah, i know" Peter replied

by XX🦄🦄unicornbuddie🦄🦄XX April 19, 2018

National Heather Day

National heather day is December 3rd as said in the song by Conan Gray.

Wow I love national heather day!

by anonymous December 29, 2020

Paul & Heather

Paul & Heather are by far the most magical,fun loving,funny,exciting,happy, strong, overflowing with sex appeal, considerate, long lasting, twin flame, power couple this world will ever know and see! Paul is a pro at always protecting and keeping Heather safe, taken care of, and financially abundant. Heather is a pro at having so much love and adoration for Paul, that there is NOTHING she won’t do to make sure he has everything he needs and wants on a daily basis.Heathers heart is constantly overflowing with love, gratitude, admiration, and appreciation for her Paul.So much so, that she still blushes every time she looks at him! Heather loves the little things that Paul brightens her life up with every day, like his witty, beyond intelligent sense of humor, how he never lets a day go by without showing Heather that he truly loves and cares for her. Paul never lets a day go by without voicing to Heather how much he appreciates her and all that she does for him and their lives. Paul & Heather always know how to have a good time, and they are the best adventure partners in crime, that no other couple even compares. Paul & Heather are so in tune that they can’t help but accidentally finish each other’s sentences. And this happens with them so often that their friends think they have rehearsed it ahead of time.Paul & Heathers love is so amazingly strong, honest, and perfectly matched that it goes without question that they were born to be with each other!!❤️❤️

Seriously dude, I could only prey to have a relationship like Paul & Heather have. And when I do find me a girlfriend I’m going to love and take care of her like Paul does with Heather, because Paul is a real true MAN and you can see how much Heather adores him!!

by EducatedEmpath January 26, 2023

Healthy

Someone who has a pleasing genetic make-up, suitable for procreation.

Sexually attractive, hot.

Bro #1: Dude, check out the chic in the blue!
Bro #2: Man, she's so fucking healthy.

by toomanytrees November 16, 2011