Jeff Hardy

A enigmatic pro wrestler best known for his "dare devil" style, especially in hardcore ladder matches. He worked w/WWE from '94 to '03 and, if used properly, would have been a much bigger star there. He's been working w/NWA-TNA since '04. Although he did experiment w/drugs, he's currently clean despite what internet Hardy-haters say. Fuck them!

"Welcome to the future."

by Herman Diaz April 7, 2005

I Heard You Using the Microwave

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.

Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'

by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016

Ed Hardy

A douchebag brand NOT worn by hipsters. Ed Hardy consists of ridiculously low quality garments at a hideously jacked up price. No, people aren't jealous of Ed Hardy wearing Douchebags, they actually have better taste.

The average person who wears Ed Hardy probably thinks he's "hardcore" and the girls who wear them are Trendwhores. If you have an Ed Hardy shirt, True Religion Jeans or Rock and Republic or Juicy Couture, guess what? You are a douche. Please log off earth.

Please consider respectable clothing by WeSC, APC, and Nudie. They are around the same price range but don't scream douchebag, AND won't rip up in about a week.

Trendwhore: "Omg! Ashlee I totally like got this ed hardy purse to match my juicy shirt and true religions! I'm gonna totally like match this to my uggs!"
Douche: "Bro your Fauxhawk and Ed Hardy shirt are SICK! Lets spray ourselves with axe and hit up melrose!"

by Antwuan McDisco May 11, 2009

Heard

An affirmative reply to a statement or comment

wasn't my baby but, it got named after me
Friend: Heard
Actual Father: Word
Mother: Heard

by jackedupdonkeyballs May 11, 2016

Ed hardy

A wanky, chavvy, poor quality, overpriced AND hideous clothing line worn by wannabe gangstas and 'trendy' dickheads. It manages to rinse out your wallet for a stupid trucker hat which makes you look like a reject from your local skate park and decrease your popularity with the opposite sex at the same time. A phrase often used by the twats trying to defend it is 'dont diss it because you cant afford it'. Well, you live in a council house and i am writing this on my iphone. So shut your face.

Cock: lets go shopping and buy some ed hardy shit!!!
Sensible person: um, dont you think its only worn by wankers though?
Cock: OH EM GEE i cannot believe you just said that! Dont diss it because you cant afford it!
Sensible person: i rest my case.

by LondonSpirit September 6, 2009

Ya heard

this mean did you hear, or did you acquire the information that was given

get your money up, not ur funny up , ya heard

by DID U HEAR IT February 28, 2019

SCAMber Heard

When a Scammer/compulsive liar has no decency, moral compass, work effort, or bowel control, and decides to fabricate stories of blackmail against innocent parties, solely for the purpose of attempting to extort monetary value from said parties own personal past successes, but then is proven to be a Scammer with a towering amount evidence against them - at which point they begin to defecate all over themselves & others nearby in a firey tantrum.

'Gotta watch out, there's a Scamber Heard on every corner'

'My tickets didn't work, I bought them off some Scamber Heard on the boardwalk'

by BenJayToken September 11, 2019