A Dick Hacker is a Male who cock blocks in any situation particularly in the process of spitting game at a female he could never get because his game aint tight, or a female that hates in any situation particularly when a male is trying to spit game at her friend and shes jealous he didnt try to talk to her.
"yo I'm about to go talk to shorty she look right" she looks way too good she aint gonna talk to you "Wow your a fuckin Dick Hacker"
by Bigmizz75 February 3, 2010
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Work Habits:
Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.
TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:
McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)
Work Habits:
Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.
TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:
McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)
It's a type person who refuses to listen to expert advise or opinions, and claims to be talented enough to be either a brain surgeon, rocket scientist, rock star, president, or WWF wrestler all at the same time - and is never wrong about anything.
A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.
A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.
by Jack Smidey January 11, 2008
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