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oh shit handles

A handle usually directly above the door or passenger window in a car originally designed to hang dry cleaned clothes. Since no one does this anymore, the only known purpose is for holding on for dear life when riding with new or non-drivers, the elderly, off-duty prison guards or people in other traditionally suicide prone lines of work, and henchmen on a violent carchase. The handles are usually grabbed with a cry of, "Oh shit!"; thus the moniker.
"OK Gordy, turn left at the pharmacy here. Yes, this corner. Well, just turn at the next blo...Jesus, watch out for the curb! Oh shit, Nik, grab the Oh Shit Handles!
by photogeek88 February 22, 2005
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Handled

(To be) Handled. To get owned or extremley burned. Harcore version of an own.
Guy-"Dude man Kyle just got Handled in that fight with Dylan"
Guy 2 - "Dude I know right"?
by Dman16 May 16, 2010
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handlebars of fierceness

Motherly advice from Tyra Banks on cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. The handlebars of fierceness alludes to when one achieves the pinnacle of amazingness usually when being photographed, or in any other stressful situation.
Tyra (to inconsistently performing model): You need to grab the handlebars of fierceness and not let go.

Model: ...?
by ANTMFan April 18, 2011
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fly off the handle

To become angry or enraged.
by Socko August 10, 2004
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handle your shit

to take care of all the shit no one else wants to do for you
Guy: Man, i'd love to go buy this sweet fuckin' guitar, but i don't have the money!

Guys friend: Well how about you go get a job and handle your shit!
by theblob94 October 31, 2010
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Uncle Hander's Workshop

That special place in your memory where your perverted uncle first introduced you to a good old fashioned hand job.
To this day I have never forgotten Uncle Hander's Workshop. I'm gonna have to rub one out.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017
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Russian Handkerchief

Throat fucking a decapitated head after an accidental removal durring a car accident while the brain is still alive and the person can see what is happening.
She didn't wear her seatbelt like a good girl so I gave her a Russian Handkerchief.
by scottk1216 June 20, 2018
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