British Handjob

When a girl either can't, or is really bad at giving handjobs, they are refered to as a british handjob, meaning a british guy could do it better.

Guy 1: Did you get that handjob from grayce?
Guy 2: Nope she wouldnt do it, its like a british handjob

by LOLSUX January 19, 2010

Backdoor Handjob

When a man is on all fours and his significant other jerks his cock from behind, and for bonus points eats his ass at the same time.

Man 1: Yo Brian's mom wants to milk my cock like a cow tonight!
Brian: Hey! Isn't that a backdoor handjob?

by 4skinFrank August 6, 2016

meg-handjob

a girl named megan that gives herself way too much credit for having a "witty" personality, but the only thing witty about her is the irrelevant verb hyfinated in to her name...she's decently cool as well

Hey Meg-handjob, could you shut up.

by ceeg10inches October 5, 2015

elven handjob

The act of receiving a hand job whilst having an arrow plunged through your throat

Guy1: What happened to Tommy.
Guy2: his girlfriend gave him an elven handjob

by rapydave May 5, 2015

Goro handjob

While choking the chicken your partner would go behind you to help.

Yeah I and the babe tried that goro handjob and it couldn't have been more perfect

by pizza lover 80085 April 6, 2019

icy handjob

The typical Edmonton Hooker's specialty as coined by the Canadian edition of "Cards Against Humanity"

What were you up to last night?

You know, the usual. I did get an icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker, though.

by ChillyColdCanadian April 4, 2019

Friendship handjob

When you love your friend and want to show them how much you love them through physical connection.

Hey mate, I love you bro. Want a friendship handjob?

by Emscarily January 9, 2019