hamster it

To crash or lose control of a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond (also known as 'hamster') of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.

"160mph? Careful you don't hamster it, son"

by oracle October 7, 2006

hamster girl

A girl that smells distinctly like a hamster. This doesn't occur too often but has been know to take place to young ladies working in council offices. There is a distinct air of urine and sawdust about them.

She's a right hamster girl.

by Age_Wills November 14, 2006

Hamster God

Hamster God is literally god when you're on ecstacy.He is thee mighty powerful one.He's in his yellow hamster ball but he's so powerful and mentally advanced that he uses his mind to just float in the center of it.Hamster=nucleus of the atom
Picture yourself as the nucleus of an atom.With all the electrons surrounding you in a ball and like you're completely in the center of it.
But the hamster is the nucleus inside his hamster ball.

I feel so invincible inside my electron cloud.
I feel like Hamster God.

by LittleMsGiggleWho & ShitSleeve September 12, 2009

hamster jammer

Slang for somebody whose actions or opinions are negligent, moronic, or otherwise not in accordance with common sense or decency. An expression synonymous to, but much less commonly-used than, douche bag.

The guy owns Michael Bolton's entire catalogue. What a hamster jammer!

by guacapab May 30, 2006

hamster homie

1. To be a gangster of hamster origin.
2. Be cool, to "roll with tha homies".

"Aiyo, This nigger is a true hamster homie!"

by Psycho B January 7, 2005

hamster fetus

what you say when you are put in an awkward position and you want to change the subject quickly

Person #1: what color are you testicles?

Person #2: hamster fetus

by gunterleezer May 8, 2005

Hamster Cage

When in bed with a girl, fart under the covers and hold her under. Then make her give you a blowjob if she wants to get out.

(This is like a hamster cage because hamster cages smell terrible and her blowing you is like the hamster sucking on the water spout in the cage)

Last night my girl was being a hoe, so i made her give me a hamster cage.

by Zz GOOSE zZ May 25, 2009