Haeon

An interesting individual, which decided to screw himself by making weird "interesting" friends

Haeon: seweyyyyyyyyy

by ushowspeed March 4, 2023

Dutch Hammonds

To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.

One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.

Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.

I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.

by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014

Canadian Hamock

When a naked person lays ontop of another person who then sticks a big toe into their asshole. A more comfortable adaptation of the Canadian porch swing.
(See Canadian porch swing)

Anthony is gross, he let Noah give him a Canadian Hamock whilst Nick watched.

by DHxRampage22 September 19, 2017

dirty hahmoni

The act of pulling out of a long sloppy anal session and running your dick between her lips like she is playing an harmonica just to get it clean!

Guy: She did a Dirty Hahmoni and played that harmonica like a redneck on crack.

by Splatter191 April 16, 2020

Dirty Håkon

The act of pounding triangle shaped dildoes up someones anus and nostrils until they die.

Whoa! That dude deserves a juicy dirty Håkon!

by PeeWeeMan June 3, 2020

Victor Hakonsen

Victor Hakonsen is a genetic disease relation with autism, malaria and stage 4 liver cancer.

You have been diagnosed with Victor Hakonsen

by BigBeefBlack June 8, 2020

ham on a bacon

derived from the phrase "halves (1/2's) on a bag" which is used to describe the action of more than one individual purchasing a parcel of pharmaceuticals, usually evenly distributing money for said purchase.

in other words, goin half on a dub.

"hey home slice, wanna go ham on a bacon tonight? I've got 10 bucks."

other similar phrases might include:
"ham on a bagel"
"ham on a biscuit"

by LEDGEandDAIRY February 4, 2010