Ham Sandwitch

Code word drivived from ptf. Similar in meaning, can be used in different senarios

What the hell is that? Ham Sandwitch

by foug March 25, 2003

Ham-slap

someone who slaps ham to make sure it is tender enough to eat.

Damn give that a ham slap before you eat it bro!

or, He is a real ham-slapper.

by MOJO5G January 26, 2017

Ham slice

When your ballbag is stuck to your leg. Trying to peel your ballsack off your leg is like trying to part two slices of pre-packed cooked ham.

It's so hot. I've got a serious case of ham slice.

by Crowington May 28, 2020

Ham Slam

A sex act involving a 300+ pound woman standing over a man's erect penis while he lays flat on his back. The woman lifts her legs suddenly in order to plummet down on the man's shaft to achieve penetration.

Nothing like a ham slam to go with your grand slam in the morning.

by Sylinashi August 17, 2022

ham station

something one visits when they need, or enjoy copius amounts of Ham.

Hey dingle, wanna come to the Ham Station with me?
Lets go all get HAMMED!
Its HAM time!
Where is all the Ham?
I really do enjoy getting Hammed.

by Blandy July 11, 2006

Sad Ham Sandwich

A sad excuse for a person
A mediocre person
ham, ham sandwich

My husband is a sad ham sandwich.

by Total Man201818 May 18, 2018

ham shanking

To have anal sex with an overweight woman.

My friend and I got so drunk, we decided to go ham shanking.

by JD0001 August 20, 2008