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Halal cheating

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!
Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.
by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024
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halalmaxxing

Being the most halal version of your self and making more halal choices
Ahmed: have you heard Khaled is halalmaxxing
Ismael: yes, wallah he's getting so many wives now
by Халал March 28, 2024
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haladit

zgarcit, șmecher
deseori folosit ca și un compliment
Tudor:te ai haladit rege
Bogdan: Taci Tudor
by sushi haladit March 9, 2026
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Halalibility

The degree to which a piece of content — especially audio, video, or creative media — aligns with Islamic principles of permissibility, avoiding elements that are haram such as music with instruments, vulgar language, inappropriate visuals, or themes that contradict modesty, respect, or spiritual grounding.
Bro I had to check the halalibility before posting that reel. Gotta keep it clean 💀”
by The halal guy June 12, 2025
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halal food

Amongst the foods sold at the destination of your journey, halal food is the kind of food that is characterized by being sold by women who wears hijab (veil). Such food reflects the longing for the access towards halal food like during the flight to this destination.
After landing, the first thing I looked for was halal food, especially from those lovely women in hijabs, reminding me of the meals I had on the plane!
by Emotional Cruiser July 27, 2025
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Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole
Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin
by halal bean burger August 10, 2025
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Dûr Halála

This word derives from the Dûr Nanan Paak village in east Bengal, mostly used by old horny men and restaurant chefs who were born in the 1950s.

It can be meant alot of things such as

Fuck Off
Get way from me
Get out of here

Scatter you cunt
Sanu Bandor:

"Where is the nearest mcdonalds"

Tekwor Oleŷm:
"Dûr Halála you fukin' sket"
by AdamSP September 17, 2017
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