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Hair Stylist

A charming and charasmatic individual who has magical powers to transform your hair from grunge, to GLAM! Everyone needs a great hairstylist!
My Hair stylist is so amazing, she gave me the exact look I was going for!
by vanityfair87 July 25, 2011
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Fuck Hair

The messy, snarled and sweaty hairstyle one has
after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.
I know EXACTLY why you're late! Your fuck hair says it ALL!!!
by Scrappy SamCat January 27, 2009
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Cunt Hair

A unit of Measure that means small, but actual Value depends on Application
Presion machinist says "I need to shave a cunt hair off this part" .0001 inch
Carpenter Says "I need to bang that stud a cunt hair to the left" .25 inch
Astronmer says That Astroid missed the planet by a cunt hair" 60,000 miles
by Sitazencain September 25, 2008
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Hair Splitter

The making of unreasonably fine distinctions. No matter how small, the person will differentiate between subjects.

a.k.a. A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS.
Person 1: "Colin just spent the past half-hour telling me the difference between magenta and pink"

Person 2: "He is such a hair splitter"
by siouxyaya123 March 12, 2012
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virgin hair

hair that has not been dyed, bleached, permed, straightened i.e. it's hair that has not been chemically treated one way or another
it's so hard to find virgin hair nowadays
by JC February 1, 2004
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Good Hair

The term "Good Hair" originates in the African-American/Black community that is used to describe black people with softer, looser-curled, manageable hair. This type of language stems from history of colorism and Societal Assimilation due to centuries of being taught that lighter skin, softer hair and caucasioid features are somehow more beautiful. Throughout the generations it has been a coined term in the community. Mostly used by the older generation.
Grandmother: *touches granddaughters hair*

"Ooooh chile you got good hair from ya' daddy side of his family!"
by ANTOANTS May 25, 2016
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dog hair

Excessively hairy female bum crack that resembles a sheep dogs fluffy wagging tail
For christs sake Sara, pull your trousers up. Your dog hairs on show and its not a pretty sight.
by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006
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