horse hopping

Pulling a train on several fat women at the same time.

Horse hopping is like jumping from one tall building to the next.

by Fireball and Harley June 11, 2006

horse goggles

A metaphorical human version of blinders, headwear that blocks off a horses peripheral vision so they dont get distracted. This is most often used when someone is oblivious to something important or obvious.

I waved said hi to Mike. But he stormed past without even seeing me. He had his horse goggles on.

by Natethegreat315 September 9, 2010

holarse

to say hello to oneself; saying hi to yourself

me gusta holarse (I like to say hello to myself

by phil1234 November 10, 2010

Horse box

An Irish term of endearment. Used when greeting friends.

Ah howaya horse box, are ya well?!!

by Oirish May 19, 2018

Horse manure

Horse manure is technically horse poo. You can do a variety of things with it such as, Gardening, eating and throwing in other peoples faces.

Richard: What did you just throw at me?
Greg: A little bit of horse manure
or
Richard: how is this dish so good?
Greg: A little touch of horse manure there mate
or
Richard: Hmm what does this garden need?
Greg: Sounds like you need some horse manure!

by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

oreo-horse

Wild, swift, hoofed mammal of southern and eastern Africa. Commonly known as 'zebra' these black and white striped animals are also found in zoo's.

"Mommy can we go see the oreo-horse?"

by beastlessbeauty January 6, 2013

Corn dog horse

More commonly known as unicorns. They're a group of introverted horses in a cult that wear rainbow colored corn dogs taped to their heads. The reason why we never see them is because their religion is against all human interaction and once they do contact humans their corn dogs are taken away and they're forced to live as normal horses. So basically a conspiracy theory about the existence of unicorns.

Corn dog horses might just be the best conspiracy theory of the century to be honest.

by Corn dog horse May 29, 2020