hide and stink

Even though the person hiding has found the perfect place to escape detection, they pass gas or poop their diaper. This allows another child with some intestinal fortitude to discover this child and anoint he or she as the next person to be "it." A favorite game in the Bush White house, as it was well known that Bush's nose was dulled by cocaine use and Dick Cheney was incontinent (he often referred to his progeny as "WMD's" or "Weapons of Mass De-stink-tion". Carl Rove could smell a dump in the Lincoln Bedroom from the Oval office, so he was never it for very long. Condi Rice sometimes would not dump for a solid week, and so Rove knew how how to pick his targets.
No one wanted to play "hide and stink" when it was potty time for Dubya. He had a yen for tossing his feces when you got a little close.
by Vladimir Waxsin January 30, 2008
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Boner Hiding Apparatus

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.
"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."
by Guyp3 January 24, 2013
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Hiding Behind The Rice

That nigga was hiding behind the rice when he wouldn’t fight me.
by RealTakashiNigga December 7, 2018
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hide the pain harold

Harold is best known as an internet meme. He appears in many stock images relating to old guy. In every image so far seen, he can be seen with sadness, pain, and suffering within his eyes.

This cause him to be one of our generations favorite Boomer. He shall live down in history as our favorite depressed old man.
Therapist: why don't you explain how you feel to me.
Patient: I'm trying to be strong like hide the pain Harold.
Therapist: No one can be as strong as him dear.
by GrandmasThickCrunchyCookies April 10, 2020
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hide and go fuck

When you and your partner play hide and go seek, but when you find the person you have sex where you found your partner.
Dude I totally played hide and go fuck on the Liberty senior stage with my girlfriend last night.
by Leekie (lol) August 8, 2009
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Hide N Seek

A very popular sex game among adults. It involves a dark room with the lights turned off. The female then hides, and male counts and seeks the female attempting to do her or at least cum on her.
Male:Wanna play hide n seek
Female:sure
A moment later
Male:65, 66, 67, 68, 69 Ready or not Her I Cum
by CapperxUxH8 May 5, 2010
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Log N' Hide

Similar in concept to the Shout N' Run but in this case the person logs on and right away procededs to ignore any incoming messages to turn on their away message and dissapear into the void.
Phylor 12: *logs on*
Sega Slayer: Hey, Phylor! I have to tell you something important! Its a good thing you signed on!
Auto Reply from Phylor 12: I'm away from my computer right now...
Sega Slayer: WHAT!? No you aren't! You just signed on! I know you have to be there to sign on!
Sega Slayer: Phylor! I'm not fucking stupid! Do you really think I'm falling for this!?
Phylor 12: (three days later) Oh, hi...
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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