hide-a-cock

A seemingly tiny penis (not a micro penis - gross). But when it is aroused it grows exponentially into a gargantuan meat hammer.

Jeff looks unassuming with his tiny bulge in his speedos at the beach. But he definately has a Hide-a-cock and could satisfy a sea lion.

by Gangly Don September 24, 2023

hide-a-way

a penis that is 1-2 inches limp but can grow as it is erected, opposite than a danielitis penis

John's hide-a-way surprised his girl friend when it grew six fold from being limp.

by John Anthony Moore March 9, 2008

hide-the-cutlery retarded

Typically this is a comment about someone who is really stupid, or so unconcerned about their safety that measures need to be taken in order to protect them from themselves and others from their dangerous tendencies.

Alternately, this might indicate how high on drugs a group of friends will get.

Exhibit A:
John: My cousin is coming over today and he's really really retarded. I have to hide the cutlery or he'll eat it, throw it at his eye, or jam it into a blender and start pressing buttons while dancing nude in the kitchen rubbing egg yolk and flour over his genitals.

John's friend: That is: hide-the-cutlery retarded.

Exhibit B:
Louise: My boyfriend gets so stoned after parties he pukes and sleeps in it frequently, and I'm really worried that he might hurt himself. Last week I found him so stoned that he was doing hot-knives in the bedroom and he fell asleep with the torch on. Luckily he didn't knock it over when he started convulsing.

Louise's friend: He sounds like he's hide-the-cutlery retarded. Just hide the knives and maybe he won't try doing any late night hot-knife sessions?

Exhibit C:
Mark: Dude I just scored a 1/4 lb of some prime Jamaican gummy hash!!!
Mark's friend: Let's get hide-the-cutlery retarded!!!!!
Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!!

by bloodchills July 21, 2010

hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here

this very famous quote was said by antoine dodson in a television interview in 2015. this has become a meme and now antoine is very rich. i personally like to say this phrase when i am in a bad mood and this definitely helps.

"hey have you heard the bed intruder song?"
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."

by niggo_mode April 17, 2019

Hide the pickle

To blasphemise on a dooshe pickle

Let's play hide the pickle with your disrespectful father

by Dej GD Lean October 12, 2018

Hide Yah Kids

Hide Yah Kids is an internet game available on the Newgrounds.com portal adapted from the famous Antoine Dodson adventure against the Lincoln Park Rapist

Wannabe Thug: DAMN MAN!!! That MOFO Rapist certainly ain't gonna get my family as long as I press "A"!

Real Thug: Hide Yah Kids is for pussies, dude...

by Wal-zip September 28, 2010

hide and go fuck yourself

When one has no friends, and another tells him to go play hide and go fuck yourself, or perform the act of masturbation

He told me to go play hide and go fuck yourself, so I did!

by farttroll February 27, 2003