John Headache

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.

"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."

by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023

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BEAN / JAY

JUST BEAN AND JAY BEING A HEADACHE YK?

by BIG OL STANKY BALLS August 4, 2022

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root beer headache

1.Root beer headache, n/ a typical greeting from someone lightly bopping you on the head and then lightly shaking it. 2. n / when a migraine occurs from bad air quality taking a aspirin with root beer and feeling awkward and going against the grain.

1.My uncle Ray who hasn't seen me in ages snuck up on me and gave me a Root beer headache.
2. Working at the carwash around black molds on a hot day gave me a headache with that aspirin and root beer feeling like someone lightly pounding on my head and shaking It.

by Flickertail December 21, 2024

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Headacheable

Something or someone that is worthy of causing a "headache," which can refer both to a physical pain in the head and to something that causes great difficulty and worry

"Did you see what she did today? Ugh, it's so annoying. She is so headacheable"

"She is so headacheable, she kept burping into the mic"

by Hampter Pumpkin September 15, 2025

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