John Headache

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.

"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."

by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023

Boston Headache

An extreme case of Blue Balls. Typically felt by males, but one may never know the extent of the feeling.

When she left my house, I erupted in pain from a Boston Headache

by nt1636 January 17, 2024

headache brain

When you act like an idiot either directly before or after a nasty headache.

“Shit, I had such bad headache brain I literally forgot about my pizza I put in the oven and let it burn”

by Purslaypussy September 11, 2022

bath headache

when you get out of a hot bath and all your mucles seem weak

i cant do the yardwork right now i have a bath headache

by jojopotatoe42 November 3, 2020

headache

BEAN / JAY

JUST BEAN AND JAY BEING A HEADACHE YK?

by BIG OL STANKY BALLS August 4, 2022

pirate headache

A headache that takes place only behind one eye.

I've got a pirate headache behind me eye. Arrrrgh.

by Ultimatepacker April 28, 2017

Mall Headache (MH)

A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.

Bro I've just been to the mall and I've now got a massive Mall Headache (MH) going.

by Sardman77 June 17, 2025