Publishing guidelines

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Publishing guidelines

by Jack in 480p January 26, 2022

guided

How you describe your win or something that you superiour-ly. Describes why you did something so well.

*wins a pool match*
Person: "Guided"
Person 2: "yeah I bet you were"

by llamallamadingdong November 17, 2016

Death Glider

Two-man Goa'uld attack vessel designed for combat in both space and an atmosphere. Death gliders are outfitted with broadcast speakers to allow the pilots to terrorize the populations beneath verbally, as well as with their weapons. They are outfitted with removable staff cannons, two to three times larger than standard staff weapons, but utilizing the same form of energy.

Major Kawalsky took out a Death Glider with a Stinger Missile.

by Major Davis September 12, 2003

Guilderland

Extremely Dangerous Place.
this is where all the Tru Gangstas come from.

word of advice: always bring a gun when walking around the streets of G-Land.

G-ay
U-turn
I-mplants
L-ozer see Lozer
D-ance
E-unuch
R-espiratory illnes
L-ungs
A-nd 1
N-ub
D-ude

by Lloyd Bank$ NY Guilderland May 3, 2005

Guided Missile

When a girl's giving you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of your penis and plaster her nose.

If it works right, she won't be able to smell for weeks.

by bigtones January 13, 2005

Girl Guide position

The familar sexual position where the man stands and the woman kneels in front of him and gives him head. She is in the Girl Guide position.

As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.

Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.

Jane: how do you want me? Is on my knees OK?
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.

by Janey7611 May 11, 2011

guidette

jersey shore girl named snooki. not necessarily snookie however, a guidette can also just be an italian american bitch who is too lazy to find a single guy, so she goes for taken guido

look at that guidette trying to take creig. snookies gonna shave her head.

by flomause June 20, 2010